Category Archives: Re-Caps

Last night’s GG was trickier than Battleship. William van der Woodsen returns in a surprise twist where he is revealed to be conspiring (with benefits) with Ivy. They teamed up after he helped Lola transfer her share of Cece’s inheritance … Continue reading →

The title of this episode should have been The Return of Blair, our own personal Jedi. We now understand why Blair has been so lame on every episode this fall; it’s all been a set-up for her ultimate comeback. It … Continue reading →

We have a theory the CW is forcing the writers to tank a couple of these final episodes so we recover from our depression in time to start watching the Carrie Diaries come January. We forgive the writing and make … Continue reading →

Last week (well, two weeks ago due to #Sandy) we were complaining about Chuck’s Zero Dark Thirty buzz cut. However this week on Gossip Girl, we got to the bottom of it. I learned it from watching you, dad. I learned … Continue reading →

This episode was so horrifically boring we almost decided to not re-cap it, but here is what you need to know. After Blair gets Charlotte Casiraghi to walk in her show only to have her back out at the last … Continue reading →

We were convinced this episode was going to be all about the return of fauxialite Poppy Lifton however the real arc of this story turned out to be the new Queen of Constance — Serena’s 40-year-old boyfriend’s secret 17-year-old daughter … Continue reading →

There were a lot of things worth noting about Gossip Girl’s (final) season premiere last night. First of all … I think we can all rejoice that Lily and Rufus are through. She is finally back with Bart Bass as … Continue reading →