It could have been any girl in any clique at any school where Dan Humphrey wound up … But it was Serena on the Upper East Side at Constance Billard and St. Jude’s prep and so it began. He had … Continue reading
Taylor x Brandi book deal brawl
Dear Camille - please send us the details of you etiquette coach. A year ago, you would have been the the focus of a book deal brawl but this season, we don’t hear a peep. It’s hard to say who wont the dinner party …
Dear Yolanda – Did you say “unborn fetus of a baby lamb”? Let us know.
Dear Kyle – Why are you always attacking Lisa? This started at the end of season 1 and it’s never been addressed.
Dear Lisa – We were pretty sure you wouldn’t play a sport where bad-mitten balls fly at your face.
Dear Adrienne – When cartwheeling amoung friends and a TV crew, do first put on eunderwear wti some coverage and if your friends can only lend you a g-string, leggings are a next best.
Dear Brandi – Congratulations on your book deal telling the unknown story of your divorce. Also, props for the following quote: Adrienne took her weave out and did some work.
Dear Yolanda darling – You may indeed want to find a new crowd of friends. Also, you are throwing your ice water way to hard for America. Take it down a notch.
Let’s skip right to the trailer for next week’s episode with the plane crash. According to the internet Chuck does not actually die in that crash because Victoria Grayson taught him how to fake die in an air plane. So … Continue reading
Last night’s GG was trickier than Battleship. William van der Woodsen returns in a surprise twist where he is revealed to be conspiring (with benefits) with Ivy. They teamed up after he helped Lola transfer her share of Cece’s inheritance … Continue reading
The title of this episode should have been The Return of Blair, our own personal Jedi. We now understand why Blair has been so lame on every episode this fall; it’s all been a set-up for her ultimate comeback. It … Continue reading
We have a theory the CW is forcing the writers to tank a couple of these final episodes so we recover from our depression in time to start watching the Carrie Diaries come January. We forgive the writing and make … Continue reading
Last week (well, two weeks ago due to #Sandy) we were complaining about Chuck’s Zero Dark Thirty buzz cut. However this week on Gossip Girl, we got to the bottom of it. I learned it from watching you, dad. I learned … Continue reading
This episode was so horrifically boring we almost decided to not re-cap it, but here is what you need to know. After Blair gets Charlotte Casiraghi to walk in her show only to have her back out at the last … Continue reading
We were convinced this episode was going to be all about the return of fauxialite Poppy Lifton however the real arc of this story turned out to be the new Queen of Constance — Serena’s 40-year-old boyfriend’s secret 17-year-old daughter … Continue reading
There were a lot of things worth noting about Gossip Girl’s (final) season premiere last night. First of all … I think we can all rejoice that Lily and Rufus are through. She is finally back with Bart Bass as … Continue reading