This is the greatest thing we’ve seen since the Bronx Zoo Cobra started a twitter page. From the Sokoblovsky Farms website: ”Petite Lap Giraffes are very funny animal that require special care. They need lots of love. Hugs and kisses every day. Otherwise they make tears.” Now we can all have miniature lap giraffes’ just like Gregor Sokoblovsky, the Russian billionaire, from the DirecTV commercials.
Pls watch: DirecTV commercial ft Gregor Sokoblovsky - the Russian billionaire:
Dear Gregor Sokoblovsky,
I am dying for a Petite Lap Giraffe…possible more than I wanted a mini pony and the Downey bear as a child. I will even buy him/her a gold petite lap treadmill. I promise to play their favorite music, Nikolai Rimsky-Korsaky, feed her bonsai leaves I will have imported from China and she will only drink the best distilled water, and give her a bath once a week. I also do not have loud child so no need for this precious bebe to be shy.
I wish I could go back to my friends Twitter accounts because let me tell you, I have been obsessed with / have wanted a mini giraffe from the DirecTV commercials for over a year now. Allow me get a little more in depth with my obsession … While in Palm Springs at my bestie Lindsey’s condo, I took a picture of an old dog toy I found that was actually (you guessed it!) a mini giraffe, and tweeted it at my friend Sean saying, “This I fear is the closest we will ever get to our dream…” of course referring to the dream of owning a miniature lap giraffe like Gregor from the DirecTV commercials.
ABOUT PETITE LAP GIRAFFES!
Petite Lap Giraffes are very funny animal that require special care. They need lots of love. Hugs and kisses every day. Otherwise they make tears.
If you have children, petite lap giraffes no problem. If child is loud, the giraffe will be shy, but does not bite.
PLG’s are very clean. With training they will go in box like cats. Allergies never a problem.
Size: adult is 76 centimeters, baby is 15 centimeters tall. Weight is 4.5kg unless the giraffe is fat cow then 5.44kg
Diet: distilled water and bonsai tree leaves
Health problems: none. They are the best.
Gestation: 420 days
Living conditions: PLG’s love being indoors in filtered air conditioning. If they can listen to music of Nikolai Rimsky-Korsakov it is dream.
Grooming: a bubble bath once a week with purified water is all they need.
Petite Lap Giraffe at two weeks
ABOUT SOKOBLOVSKY FARMS!
It all started when Great Grandfather Nicolas escaped circus with best friend Alex, the giraffe. The rest they say is history. For the next century our family have made business of Petite Lap Giraffe breeding here in Russia. We welcome you to visit Sokoblovsky Farms, just 80 kilometers outside Krasnodar.
PS – For those of you who haven’t had their coffee yet, we just want to make sure you all know this is not real. Trust us, we called to ask. lol.