How to speak Los Angeles: Carmageddon
Carmageddon is a fake problem perpetuated by the media and dumbbells living in L.A.
Carmageddon is actually LA’s only free pass to exclude the mass influx of weekenders who come to shop, see and party. Streets will be clear, parking will be easy, restaurants will have room for walk-ins, etc, etc, etc.
Normally, no one in LA wants to go anywhere on the weekend because of traffic and our own west coast version of ‘B&T’. Ever wonder why bars and restaurants have a two year life span in LA? It’s because the 405 doesn’t close often enough.