LA Intel: Paparazzi

This is what it looks like when Kelly Osbourne leaves InterMix on Robertson Boulevard in Los Angeles.

If you are from L.A., you’ve become quite good at casually side-stepping a stamped of paparazzi backing down the street at lightning speed, while your out-of-town guest might become a causality of war. Either way, beware the paps on Robertson! As one of L.A.’s most notorious celeb stomping ground, they are even more dangerous here, and will trample you and anything in their way and spit it out destroyed – be it cones, parked cars, human beings or babies. 

We took the liberty of naming which outlet each photog works for (if you go to enough parties in L.A., these men all become familiar faces). Getty Images owns Wireimage and Film Magic. Bauer owns Life and Style magazine and In Touch. E! News owns Splash. X17 and Buzz Foto are independent, I did not see TMZ oddly enough, and nobody knows what Contact Music is.

Here’s me as the paparrazzi’s paparazzi.