The Annual Aspen Husband Hunt in Colorado

Ooops, bitch

Attention all ye Aspen goers … The claws have come out between warring trust fund travelers in one of the world’s best heeled hunting grounds for a New Years kiss! Many weary travelers braved days of waiting at JKF and 4 connecting flights to attend the annual winter games and toss in their hat at a chance to merge family fortunes. Broken wrists & bruises in the Little Nell lobby are not old fashion ski injuries, as claimed.

Hang on to your wallets at Caribou gentleman, we’ve also spotted our fair share of fauxsolites and prostitutes (some of whom we also spotted in St. Tropez last summer! Right? I know!). It’s hard enough to battle your upper East Side neighbors than these wolves in sheep’s Altuzarra parkas. Will would-be foes ban together to avoid a two prong war with the outsiders? Men are capitalizing on unexpected unions, with premature menage a trois propositions being reported from the Belly Up – some even before 8pm! Is there not some proper protocol to such things (comment in the space below if you know)??

Maybe the altitude is to blame for the trust fund fighting and indecent proposals … one snow bunny reports a Chuck Bass type streaking a line of coke across some girl’s face who refused a line. But similar tales are in from lower altitudes worldwide from the worthy battle fields of St. Barts, Palm Beach, and Punte del Este – All on red alert for husband hunters as well.

Tonight in Aspen, most married couples and families will head to the New Years Eve dinner at Crystal Palace while the singles will mingle at the Sky hotel. The Limelight, the Little Nell and private house parties in Red Mountain (including Broke Meuller and Starwood hotel’s sponsored bash) will be the next stop on the agenda and by midnight, all will rendezvous The Caribou Club!

Happy New Year