1. You have gotten drunk with Pepe at the Polo Lounge.

2. You know who Pepe is.

3. You order truffle eggs benedict at the Beverly Wilshire – even though it costs more than the steak.

4. You will only go to the Cedars emergency room, since you have donated there, or know someone who has.

5. You do not eat anywhere NEW unless the chef there is from a very OLD restaurant.

6. You know exactly three Dohenys, two Chandlers, one Spelling and a Speilberg.

7. You personal know the owners of Nate n Al’s, Kate Mantallinis and the former Gardens on Glendon, Tallerico, the L.A. Clippers, Jerry’s Delis and Normound Realty.

8. You remember when Whole Foods was Mrs. Gooches.

9. You have a house account at Gelsons in Century City, Mickey Fine’s pharmacy and Dr. Winters (if you have a pet).

10. You still order Chasen’s chili from Bristol Farms, and pretend it tastes the same.

11. You will never use the name Westfield’s.

12. You personally donate to the annual Beverly Hills Policeman’s ball, and carry your donor’s card in your glove box.

13. You know Will Rogers was the first mayor of Beverly Hills and that he road a horse to work.

14. You love Paul Williams and hate Frank Lloyd Wright.

15. Despite how cool the Cannes film festival is, you cringe every time you drive by that dumb sign reading: “Beverly Hills, Sister City to Cannes”.

16. You’ve seen Larry King at Nate-n-Al’s enough times to acknowledge him with a nod.

17. You buy wedding gifts at Geary’s, and Bar Mitzvah gifts at Fourteen Karats.

18. Beverly Hills below Wilshire is called ”Beverly Hills below Wilshire.”

19. Your mom, aunt or friend’s aunt was either President of the Beverly Hills Women’s Club or got kicked out of the Beverly Hills Women’s club.

20. You wonder how Linda Resnick got the permit for her pomegranate orchard.

21. You still call Rite-Aid Thriftys.

22. You remember when Jerry’s Deli had phones in the booths

23. You think New York is a flyover state

24. You have a beach house in the Colony but NEVER go in the water.

25. Your Jewish friends lost their beach club when Aaron Spelling bought it for the summer set of “90210″, and your Christian friends remained at the The beach Club

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