It's not often that I'm speechless..

These pictures are my worst style nightmares, EVERRRR barf vomit barf I was just hungry and about to eat lunch, until I saw these pictures.

Nicole Polizzi, Snookie, found herself a fellow short, tan, greasy, Ed Hardy lovin guido!

I think its now safe to say that Snookie is no longer Snookin’ for love.

Love the facial hair... thumbs up...

I had no clue there were guido’s in Connecticut ?! Emilio Masella or “Emilio Antonio”, is 21 years old and from Connecticut.  Snookie told the world that she found herself a “juicehead boyfriend”, and its no surprise that he is a body builder, and works at a gym, Golds Gym to be exact, but of course! This leaves plenty of time for the GYM part of the famous tagline GYM, TAN, LAUNDRY.

To make the situation better, the couple met on Facebook!

“We have a lot in common,” Emilio says. “I think our features… It’s really weird but we do [look alike]. It’s cute though!” – Emilio to People Magazine

Oh ya, I’d LOVE to look like Snookie or Emilio….really fucking cute…. BARF

Room full of winners

Are you ready for the best quote that you’ve ever heard??

I guess there really is someone for everyone!

Snookie sans her Bumpit